Originally Posted by
Hayduke
Good stuff.
As the FA is trying to do their count, say over the PA that "if any of you gate checked a black rollerboard bag, please ring your flight attendant call button immediately."
Also, stick a $20 in the acars, feed it out and convince the FA it's an ATM linked up to the credit union.
I have heard just about everyone of these, but the ATM thing is funny, funny, stuff!