I find no evidence that reddeacon is the same person as the other person referred to by cardiomed. It is entirely possible that in this world with 4 billion people someone else is posting in a similar way.

That SWA thread was not closed and I am not inclined to close this one just yet. Even a staid forum made up of professional aviators, pilots, captains and FO types need a little light entertainment once in a while.

So let's see if reddeacon has anything further to add. If not, this thread will die a natural death. I'm just thankful he hasn't accused posters of wasting his time or giving him ludicrous advice.