Anywhere on the beach. I went there last year with my wife. She even whispered to me, "Wow, she's hot!" referring to the girl on the towel next to us that I was pretending not to notice.

Unfortunately, there are some nude beaches. And when I say unfortunately, I mean it. Avoid it. No one there you want to see naked.

I took my 17 year old son to Buenos Aires on a trip in December and warned him about the topless sunbathers. His eyes got as big as silver dollars so I told him I was joking about BA and the topless sunbathers were in Nice and BCN. Last week he asked me, "Dad, do you have any, um, trips to Barcelona next month I could join you on?" I'm so proud!!!