Now, THAT'S Funny! I've wanted a tattoo for years, but just can't bring myself to pull the trigger on it. It would be wings on my chest near my heart which has several significant meanings to me. It would also be in a place that wouldn't jeopardize my chances of working for an airline. Oh well, maybe some day before I retire.

That said, I wonder if the geniuses who get tattoos all over their bodies realize they're going to be old farts at some point in their lives and are going to look ridiculous, especially to their grandkids!