Originally Posted by
Airhoss
Just goes to show you that it don't take a rocket surgeon to be a F/A. Heck you don't even need to be a brain scientist like Pkcola.
I had one of our girls in Jackson Hole bemoaning how cruel it was have those deer and elk antler arches at the airport that they used to have. I mentioned to her that those antlers were sheds that are picked up after they fall their heads in the spring.
Blank stare.......
Mona Lisa Vito: Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?
Vinny Gambini: I don't know. I suppose. I mean, I'm a man's man, I could go deer hunting.
Mona Lisa Vito: A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eating, doe-eyed little deer.
Vinny Gambini: Hey Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know. I mean, the guy will lose respect for me, would you rather have that?
Vinny Gambini: What about these pants I got on, you think they're O.K.?
Vinny Gambini: Oh!
Mona Lisa Vito: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A fu**in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a ****** what kind of pants the son of a b**ch who shot you was wearing?