There are so many reasons not to do this one hardly knows where to begin.

• being unethical or dishonest is a stupid way to do things
• you could get reported to the FAA while you're sitting there
• your falsified records are at risk of being discovered henceforth
• you will have to live with your deceitful secrets henceforth
• you'll miss out on a ton of nice learning opportunities
• the cheating mentality will continue to trouble you elsewhere
• it's expensive and wasteful of fuel

If you hate flying this much, then why bother? Get a job in sales or the trades. Crime may look easy but it's actually more difficult.