Mod Note:
Sigh. You kids just don't get it. You're all fortunate I have an appointment right now and can't do much more except close another Envoy thread.
Listen carefully - Do Not Go Down This Road Again. If you must compare genitalia, take it to PMs or better yet, start your own forum somewhere else. I once had a potbelly pig for a pet. Even that animal did not soil his own bedding; when he had to poop, he went as far away from his crate as possible.