Originally Posted by Scrappy

Deuce,

While I'm sure shrek is a nice guy , here's the deal...

This a job...a good job...but a j-o-b nonetheless. Don't be that nerd who gets consumed by this job. Here are rules that have kept me sane the past 8 years...

1. Show up on time.
2. Have fun on the job. Don't be a douche and don't get wrapped up around the axle about anything related to said job.
3. When the job is complete, get the heck home ASAP to friends and family...which is WAY more important than said job.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

And call the 737 a 737, an A320 an Airbus, and a 747 a 747. We are the only dorks in the airline industry that call airliners cute little names. If it's a military jet...diff story.