Heard a funny story regarding our very own "uniquely qualified" Military Affairs Liaison, Admiral General Aladeen. Apparently he did the obligatory harassing phone call to my bud's Commanding Officer. Conversation as follows:
Admiral General Aladeen: "Commander X, this is General DT of FedEx and I'd like to talk to you about one of your pilots."
Commander X: "Who is this?"
Admiral General Aladeen: "General DT of FedEx."
Commander X: "Pardon me, but I wasn't aware that FedEx HAD Generals..."
Admiral General Aladeen: "Hammina hammina hammina..."
Classic.