I found this story on-line about a pilot. See if you
can guess who it is.
"To most people, the sky is the limit. To pilots, the sky is home."
Once upon a time in America
A pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"
The princess said, "No!"
So the pilot flew jets all over the world
and drove hot cars and sailed beautiful boats
and hunted and fished
He chased skinny, long-legged foreign women
and went to topless bars
and dated women half his age.
He never heard *****ing about how inadequate he was
and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns
and never got cheated on while he was at work.
He drank French wine, German beer and Louie XIII.
He ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts.
All his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank
and left the toilet seat up . . .
And the pilot lived happily ever after.
The end.
Once Upon A Time