Enough with the fluffy "good job in doing research" and the girly" good lucks". What this kid needs is a forty of reality in this industry. Not another mother to coddle him and tell him how proud she is of his spelling test results. Let show this little $hit some tough love.

Alright you puke, this industry ain't no playground. At the end of the day, it's about MCE. Maximum Cash Extraction. That's your one and only goal. Why? Because of bi***es. Bi***es care about one thing. Boats. And boats cost money. So consider the regionals all you want but keep you dirty little eyes open for dirty bi***es and other opportunities outside the regionals to make coin. And don't listen to your stupid professors. They are completely out of touch with the industry. Sheeeeit, they're still teaching about how the public is scared of turbo props cuz of the recent string of crashes...in the 90s. Dunces.

Live it up kid. It you go with a regional, get in early... but then get the f$&k out early too. Ain't no long term life at one. I did my time. I spent half a decade at cell block G in the Cumberland wing of O'hare correctional facility. Shared a cell with 11 other dudes. All like me, looking to get out. They couldn't cuz of family and kids. So what I'm saying is have multiple bi***es. Hoes on different corners. Don't be settling down with a main bi*** til you at a job where u stayin long term. You gotz to stay fluid. Flexible. At a moments notice, grab your piece and roll. Boom!

Yea. That's what it's all about.