A long time ago, I learned a lesson the hard way.... Never trust a fat man with a mustache.

Not sure what the two have to do with each other, but it sure sounded good/made me feel better at the time.

Oh boy, I might have just invoked the wrath of FMWMAASR (That would be Fat Men With Mustaches Against Age Sixty Rule).

Maybe you could trade your ALPA lanyard in for a WWFMWMAASRD? Lanyard (That would be a What Would Fat Men With Mustaches Against Age Sixty Rule Do? Lanyard)



If you don't laugh about this you might cry!!