Originally Posted by
Gunga Galunga
A lot of the legend surrounding chuck Norris can easily be replaced with "Delta pilots." For example Chuck Norris (or Delta pilots) can:
-do a wheelie on a unicycle
-divide by zero
-kill two stones with one bird
This could go on for awhile...
*Thunderstorms deviate around Delta pilots.
*Delta pilots give EFC's to ATC.
*Delta TCAS has no RA function - they don't need it.
*Delta pilots don't need a runway, any taxiway will do (Too soon?).
*Delta pilots are HAPPY to give taxi instructions to ground.