Do you mind helping the F/A clean the airplanes when doing turns?
No sir I would be glad to. I will even bring my own broom.

How do you feel about changing the minimum rest rules so we can do Trans-Con turns?
Great idea, this should have been done a long time ago, glad to see how innovative this company is.

Would you be willing to sign a 5-year contract with no guarantee of renewal?
Oh yes I would.

Do you like Kool-Aid?
Love it!

Your hired, but we will give you a free broom and a nice leather jacket and then end of your contract. Not as warm and fuzzy as a pension, but it's top of the line Wal-Mart!
Thanks you sir's it has been my life long dream to work at a Low Cost Carrier. I can't imagine why anybody would want anything different.