Originally Posted by
badflaps
After a year it will just droop, no more flying out, sorta like elephant ears. Try to hold the sitting down to a minimum while on duty. Management likes you to stand smartly in the concourse, answering all passenger questions.

Does this include making announcements in the gate area telling them how great we were as fighter pilots and that our co-pilot, even though he's just a civilian, will be well supervised?