Originally Posted by
450knotOffice
I couldn't agree more, man. Not only that, who stabs themselves with the wings AA gives out? Those things don't have the single clothes-pins style stabber that we all fear. They have two little dull 1/4" long threaded studs that couldn't stab a marshmallow.

ExpressJet in their infinite cheapness had very sharp pins to secure their wings. Thank you! We also have the threaded studs at US Airways.