Originally Posted by Schwanker

Rate 1 thru 6 which you desire most:

- A solid kick square in the nuts
- A sucker punch to the gut
- A little league ball player taking a bat to your back
- A 90 mph slapshot in the teeth
- A good *****-slap across the face
- Being a prison ***** for a month

Result:
Our contract survey showed 63% of you preferred to be *****-slapped! Lets be sure to get that in C2015.