Dude, I remember chatting with you prior to your interview. You're welcome, btw. Never heard a word from you after the fact. Not cool.

You were nervous. You got the job. How 'bout you pay it forward a little instead of being the new sage on the block. Honestly, you're making me sorry I ever gave you my time or insight.

How 'bout you just buck up, get through indoc and train.