Originally Posted by
ExAF
There's always at least one! We had a guy that got T-38 FAIP. He dropped a large F bomb and shattered his class beer mug on the table. Needless to say his new squadron commander, flight commander and future squadron mates weren't very impressed.

One of our T37 FAIPs smashed his champagne bottle on the floor as he left the stage and stormed out of the O Club. Another one's wife threw her wedding ring at him and left. Another T37 FAIP was at the bar afterwards, head down on the bar, crying uncontrollably. I came up on his left side to try to console him (and to order another beer).
He tells me to go to hell, you get to leave here, you phucking Guard Guy!
As I'm about to leave with my beer, the BASE COMMANDER comes up on his right side, puts his arm around him and says, "Don't worry son, it'll be alright..." and before I can stop him, he lifts his head, turns towards the new voice (unknown to him, it's his new boss) and screams through his tears, "PHUCK YOU!"

I quickly left the scene!