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Old 09-13-2014, 05:32 PM
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Big Salt
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Default Navy vs Air Force vs Guard

Just like anything else there are good things and bad things about each service. It's like asking if you should date a blonde or brunette? The blonde has some great qualities, is a lot of fun, loves to party, is hot yet a little trashy, lets you do whatever you want, she makes you spend allll of your time with her and you're kind of sick of her ****.

Now on the other hand, you have the brunette, who is super sexy, sophisticated, her parents are f-ing loaded, she has some pretty stupid rules you have to put up with, doesn't let you do anything outside of her rules and yet again, you're sick of her ****.

The guy with the blonde is jealous of the guy with the brunette and the guy with the brunette is jealous of the blonde. But look! There is that redhead over there. Wow, she looks good, hell even better than the blonde and brunette! Couldn't get any better right? Wrong! Turns out the redhead is bat**** crazy, has ridiculous daddy issues, can't seem to get her **** together, embarrasses you when you take her out in public and just seems fake.

The answer is easy. Take the first one you can get but in the end you will be **** of her ****.
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