The part about the F/O and F/A is sadly true, the rest is opinion and observation lubricated by liberal daydrinking, into the gin and tonics now that the sun is over the yardarm somewhere in the Skywest empire. the sad end of the baby daddy story is the F/A was really crazy, as a bedbug and he only saw his kid a couple a times a month and never touched the crazy F/A again.
The sad thing is these guys, who were really laughed at in the school cafeteria spend a few years post grad geeking out on airplanes, and boom, they are instant chick magnets, what changed? They stopped eating boogers and having phone holsters? Newsflash, I can look to the right and see you guys picking your nose and eating the boogers when the sun is down, its called instrument lighting. And that phone belt holster, while ever so practical is a sign. So what is the big change that attracts the chicks(F/As) like flies to a fresh dropping? Money, or the potential for the paycheck, spend a few years banging the brains out of some clueless booger eater, get knocked up and a couple of kids, and bam he goes away for 4 days, and Biff, the high school sweetheart and UPS delivery guy drops by the house and delivers a few packages during the week while you overnight in CYEG.