A monkey could fly an Airbus... in perfect weather with no mx issues.

That isn't what they pay us for. An Airbus is still going 500mph and 5 miles in the sky. Next time you hear someone say that just cut their profession down to the bare minimum.

So you're an accountant? A monkey with a calculator could do your job.

So you're a flight attendant? So you just hand out drinks and point at exits? (this one is perfect for when they say we just turn on the autopilot)

etc etc