I'm smug, but it's not a happy smug.
I'm right there with Eaglefly on the initial impression that the offer seemed like it might be in the realm of fairness. Five hours in, when we got (as Paul Harvey liked to say, 'the REST of the story') I had to laugh. Eh, they had me going....for five hours.
The chance this turd gets squeezed out onto a contract near you is essentially zero.
Relax, fellas.