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Congrats to everyone who just got on at Express Jet. I am currently an ASA for the company on personal leave. Why? Express Jet is allowing me the chance to go build my time to internal mins then once I do, I get my interview. This shows you the type of company you are about to work for.
About IAH, you got some really good advice. Listen to it. I would add to stay away from the F.A.'s that are in training. They are a distraction, they want your money and will do anything to get it. I know of one guy (married) that was screwing around with a F.A. that told him if he did'nt want his wife to find out, he had better start paying her. The Kicker? She was doing a few other guys too.Bragged about how after she takes his money, she was still gonna call his wife (who helped put this tool through flight school.) And if you fail out because of a F.A. don't expect training to stick up for you. Be of one thought, you are there to make it through training and you waited X amount of years to get there. Don't let some hoochie mama jack it up for ya. The Good Eats is a heart attack waiting to happen, but depending on who you get as a server it can do the job for you. Anyway, go down there and knock it out. See you guys /gals on the line soon.
What kind of douche gives an FA (or any other clandestine lover) enough info so that she can get a hold of his wife!? What a bonehead. Here are flyboy's tips for making it through training with newhire FAs about
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- Bang em and leave em. Get what you need and go. You are not a couple so don't act like one.
- Never say more than necessary to get in their pants.
- Lie through your teeth. Sprinkle the truth with misinformation to always keep 'em guessing. If she accuses you of lieing, remind her what kind of relationship it is and how little it means to you.
- Don't talk about money. If they press you about it, order her whatever drink she wants and have the bartender make it a double. That should shut her up.
- Don't talk about your wife, your kids, your homelife. The less she knows the better.
There are more but that's all I can think of and bids are due tommorow
Hope it helps.
Disclaimer:
Use at your own risk. List is not meant to be all-encompassing or complete. These rules are only to be applied to relationships that exist for meaningless sex. If you apply them to a relationship you care about then you will be disappointed by the results.