Originally Posted by freezingflyboy

What kind of douche gives an FA (or any other clandestine lover) enough info so that she can get a hold of his wife!? What a bonehead. Here are flyboy's tips for making it through training with newhire FAs about:

• Bang em and leave em. Get what you need and go. You are not a couple so don't act like one.
• Never say more than necessary to get in their pants.
• Lie through your teeth. Sprinkle the truth with misinformation to always keep 'em guessing. If she accuses you of lieing, remind her what kind of relationship it is and how little it means to you.
• Don't talk about money. If they press you about it, order her whatever drink she wants and have the bartender make it a double. That should shut her up.
• Don't talk about your wife, your kids, your homelife. The less she knows the better.

There are more but that's all I can think of and bids are due tommorow Hope it helps.

Disclaimer:
Use at your own risk. List is not meant to be all-encompassing or complete. These rules are only to be applied to relationships that exist for meaningless sex. If you apply them to a relationship you care about then you will be disappointed by the results.