FedEx was and probably still is a great place to work. I say that because I don't work there any longer, having retired a few years ago, but with that said, I have only one thing to say to you today...

It's a jungle out there. You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two. And so, to all you pilots... as you go out into the world my advice to you is... don't go! It's rough out there. Move back with your parents. Let them worry about it.

Poetic license exercised for "Back to School" starring the late but great Rodney Dangerfield.