That's pretty funny, right there. For the interview, they'd probably need to heat the room up to about 85, except for a small stream of frigid air pointed right at your left eye. For the cog, the mouse shouldn't work, and the computer should do a hard shutdown, and come back to life after the light switch was cycled. Anyone who could do this four times on day one would get a CJO, and a DC-9 type rating.