Whatever else it may be, one thing it ain’t; The Wings of Man. Yet…
The 4 striper who when asked for his certificate produced the only one he had, A&P.
The medic who grew so bored balancing tanks he framed up a home cooked diploma to pursue his true calling, gynecology.
The wood chipper from the Boston base, so thorough nothing bigger than a fingernail did they find.
…maybe a “new” Eastern headline is just what the forum needs for Christmas.