All this talk of uniformity got me thinking.....which is almost never a good thing! Anyway, you know what really bothers me? How we all just sort of slime up to the bus stop to head out to the jets.

We should be marching smartly from the briefing folder to the bus stop and the Captains should be reporting us in to the bus driver...." Fedex Flight XXXX all present and accounted for" would be appropriate.

Then upon arrival at the jet the Captain should stand at attention at the base of the stairs and the FO should report smartly to him and "request permission to conduct a thorough preflight, top to bottom and front to rear". We would look really sharp then!

I guess I shouldn't have watched that Blue Angels video the other day......:roll eyes:

Hey, there's an idea!! Snug purple flight suits with orange trim and an orange cap.....that would be super cool!! I might put myself in for a BZ for this idea!!!