Become a WasteManagement garbage truck driver, you will make a living wage, never get furloughed, and you can keep any good stuff you find. You come to this chit show, you will wonder where your life went, just read most of the posts on any aviation site. The new hire posts are rosy with optimistic conjecture, at 5 years they are neutral and after 10 years you get this. Wonder why? Lots of chit to eat, to just hand fly an airplane for 10 minutes after t/o and 10 minutes before landing. No glory, no admiration, just night after night in crappy cheap hotels. Come on board and watch your aviation passion crushed out like the last cigarette in a day drinking bar.
Oh yeah, bring your own drinking water....