Whilst these gentlemen argue over whether its a license or certificate take a look at these two programs:

First, Beg, Borrow, or (do not) Steal $3500 and get your CFI.
Flight Instructor Academy - American Flyers

They have a location in Santa Monica.

Then if you're feeling froggy hit up these guys.
Sierra Academy of Aeronautics

They might be a pilot mill but housing is free and the pay you, you get hours and supposedly help with your CFI-I and MEI

If you can't scare up $3500 for training start haunting some drop zones. Most will want you to have 500 hrs min but some will take 300TT. Check out:

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Good Luck