Originally Posted by
iflyjets4food
With a FA on reserve, key into the scratchpad on the fms something along the lines of "F/A.JANE.DOE.CALL.CREW.SKED"
Then while passengers are deplaning and she is standing by the cockpit door, exclaim, "Oh crap, Jill, you have a message".
This is better (Last leg, last day):
FA.JANE.DOE.REPORT.TO.OPS.FOR.DRUG.TEST