Originally Posted by
rickair7777
The random screening element is intended to discourage abuse, such as carrying weapons or narcotics...or kittens.
Unless they are Southwest. In which case, a waiver is given. They are required to carry kittens with them incase they get hit with a random from Herb and Colleen and are asked to sacrifice one on the spot.
SW simply buys the TSA pizzas for this waiver.