That is the understatement of the year... The first day they started, we got pushed by some gang banger looking guy who must've thought he was at Disneyland.. The fastest push ever, while this clown is standing up while pushing us while dancing and rapping in our ears... Me and the capt just looked at each other with the WTH look... A United ramper told me United doesn't give a crap so I expect hour waits for commissary and 20 minute waits for gate check bags to be delivered to continue indefinitely... Now when we get the delay in ACARS we just type in Simplicity.... Pathetic and embarrassing to be associated with this.