'Ol boy didn't waste any time, did he?! Jump on in there, sailor! Glad we got the awkward introductions and pleasantries out of the way. Straight to the business of screwin' the pilots. Just like he did at the last 3 outfits he shut down. At least we know where we stand.

Wonder how long this hero will stick around before he pulls the D ring on his golden parachute and bails to cash in on another boondoggle. How many carrier landings was that? So impressive.

Unlike his predecessors, this clown is in for a rude awakening. His chances of getting anywhere with this angry gang was already pretty darn slim. This letter has just sealed the deal. Marking time till he's fired or quits. Awesome.