Four step day 2 guaranteed-to-pass plan, Elvis style:

1. MMPI - answer randomly. You may pass, and if not, you'll get another chance at the shrink's office to take it - and they'll give you hints on what you need to improve. Plus, it gets you done quicker, which gives you time to touch up your hair and slap on some more BRUT. The receptionist loves that stuff.

2. Prove you don't have a self-confidence problem.
- Shrink: "Tell me a bit about yourself."
- Me: "Well, women want me and men want to be me."

3. Prove you can learn from mistakes.
- Shrink: "How do you deal with failure?"
- Me: "Usually, I laugh at the guy."

4. Prove you're committed to the job.
- Shrink: "Why do you want to fly for Delta?"
- Me: "Well, I thought about being a shrink, but you don't see many men in that line of work."

Done.

See you on property.

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