I don't know anything about your wife, or any vans of Delta pilots. I'm simply pointing to your obsession with all things Delta, and using a metaphor to suggest your interest in wishing us harm strikes me as bizarre.

I don't think I've ever seen a pilot on APC pick sides in slot disputes between two other carriers. Combined with some of your other behavior, it all adds up to a strange picture. My apologies if you found it too graphic a description.

I was basing it on your kid throwing a tantrum metaphor, but making it more pertinent to your posts, if that helps you get over it.