Originally Posted by Oberon

Do all the things everyone else has said then copy the link address of the "a" category for your base and equipment. Paste the link in your browser's address window and replace the "a" with a "b" before hitting enter. You'll get a pdf download or a screen saying you aren't authorized for back door entrance. The rejection screen is forwarded to your chief pilot's office and your wife.*

* the last sentence may not be 100% accurate.