Yes, but to be fair, only after we've had our turn with yer mom. As loose as she is, we don't have any time to lose once we land.

It's a great way to unwind from the never-ending duties us Guard Police face every day. You have no idea how stressful that job is.

Sometimes the line is so long, we just don't have time to put on our Grammar Nazi uniform before taking to the skies once again. But today is Saturday, and the line was short.