Originally Posted by
badflaps
Coming home early and surprising your wife is a move loaded with peril, drop a dime save a marriage.
"a phone call is cheaper than a divorce........"
Originally Posted by
MikeF16
*shrug* I'd rather know and rip the band-aid off all at once. That marriage is destined to fail anyway and IMO certainly not worth saving.
Sigh........now you TRULY are showing your newness/naivete. It's an OLD joke.
Just like when you're flying with a guy that lives around the airport, the flight path is over his house off. He points to his house and then says "I live in that house right th......WAIT, WHO'S TRUCK IS THAT IN MY DRIVEWAY!!!!!!!"
HE'S JOKING.