Future Cocktail Parties!
I'm reading the posts where one or two of you guys are planning exciting trips to the realtor's in your new Polaris, and thinking this will make for interesting times at block parties, and cocktail parties in neighborhoods with several pilots.
Year 1: AMR pilot tells double-breasted DAL and UAL neighbors to [****] it, cause payrates are 7% higher. Receives good-natured pat on back. No one utters the words "profit-sharing"
Year 2: "AND we got rid of Horton". No one mentions duty-rigs.
Year 3: "Don't forget that SOB Horton. We sure got rid of him". No one mentions Parker.
Year 4: "[expletive] Horton's gone, man. We sure got rid of him!". Embarassed silence.
Year 5: "Did I mention Horton? We got rid of that guy!" Someone mumbles "and you got nice double-breasted jackets!". Pandemonium ensues.
Enjoy the Polarii!
Last edited by Sink r8; 01-30-2015 at 12:27 PM.