It gets even better:

Before push yesterday, Lead FA says she needs more water, and short some soup for first class.

Find out, effective two days ago, soup for only 40% of first class; ONE carton of milk (for coffee) for ALL of coach!!! And four bottles of water for the whole airplane!!

VP who came up with Simplicity? Should be fired. VP who came up cheapening inflight? Fired.

On second thought, drawn quartered, fired, and made into soup. use one of the four bottles of water for stock-base.

"A pizza so cheap..." Indeed.

Unbelievable.