531 Clams?
I'll toss out that kind of ching when Pat Patterson rises from his grave, retakes the tiller and asks me to buy one. Till then, I'm far too underwater with UA to spend that kind of money on a leather jacket. I'll use that for sustenance and spirits on the overnights.
I bought a fantastic black cashmere/wool blend while on work release and flying for Brand X. Hope to finish my lackluster career with it.