Sir: You seem to have me confused with a regular person who might actually pay for something that I could get for free!! I am a PILOT!!! I do not pay for things I can get for free, no matter how much time I have to devote to it, or frustration!!

Darn it, what is our profession coming to? We need to mentor these young studs better than this. Whatever happened to the Capt Getting laid, and 2 crew meals while the Flt Engineer has the bowel movement? , or did I get that mixed up.....oh, who cares?