Long sleeves...check

I do everything by the book, but ends up being completely nonstandard...check

Hits on flt att.s who are half his age...check

Stands in the door to tell HVCs their bags have to be checked...check

When you go out to dinner he pulls money out of the kitty...check

Gives unsolicited flt training on how his techniques are procedure...check

Hasn't been in the sun in five years...check

Wears his uniform pants and shoes out on the layover...check

That guy? Feel free to add to the list.