As I understand it, the psychiatric profession has a higher incidence of suicide that almost any other. Hmmm...

Anyway, (shameless plug alert!) watch for my soon-to-be-published fact-filled (well, facts based on hazy memories, rumor, innuendo, and totally made up fantasies) research paper: "Aberrant Personalities in Airline Cockpits."

Those who wish to be omitted from this fine exposé may submit a suitable editing fee, payable in gold bullion only, any time prior to publication. You know who you are...