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Old 04-07-2015 | 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Karnak
Dad: "What do you want to be when you grow up, sweetheart?"
Kid: "I want to be Anna, from Frozen!!"
Dad: "Ahhh, I'm sorry sweetheart, but Frozen isn't real. Anna is just a drawing. So is her boyfriend, Kristoff."
Kid: "Well, you want to be 'TopGun', and Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, and Kelly McGillis is gay!"
You're killing me!

Luckily, I had just finished my last sip of beer, or I'd have spit it all over my Surface and have to get a new one!
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