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Old 04-07-2015 | 06:05 PM
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From: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
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Originally Posted by flyslow24
For the love of God, it's two great airlines doing great things right now. Can we end this ****ing contest?
In a word:

No.

We are Pilots, it's what we do.

Speaking of pizzing contests...

Hillary and Bill are walking back to the hotel after dinner in NYC. Hillary tells Bill, "I'll bet I can pizz higher than you can.

Bill says, "NO WAY!"

Hillary ducks into an ally, drops panty, backs up to a wall and gives it her best shot.

Bill is laughing, "Ha! Is that all you got? I can beat that easily!" and proceeds to unzip and put forth.

Just as he's about to squirt up the wall, Hillary says, "Ah Ah Ah...NO HANDS!".
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