Originally Posted by
flyslow24
For the love of God, it's two great airlines doing great things right now. Can we end this ****ing contest?
In a word:
No.
We are Pilots, it's what we do.
Speaking of pizzing contests...
Hillary and Bill are walking back to the hotel after dinner in NYC. Hillary tells Bill, "I'll bet I can pizz higher than you can.
Bill says, "NO WAY!"
Hillary ducks into an ally, drops panty, backs up to a wall and gives it her best shot.
Bill is laughing, "Ha! Is that all you got? I can beat that easily!" and proceeds to unzip and put forth.
Just as he's about to squirt up the wall, Hillary says, "Ah Ah Ah...NO HANDS!".