I think you captured how younger girls might perceive me, Elliott. In my mind, I'm like filming a white version of the Old Spice commercial, when I walk into a room, but invariably young girls look at me more like your picture. Your very disturbing picture.
It's OK, I married above my station, so I don't need them. Besides I have a secret that I know would make them weak at the knees, if I only let them know:
I'm a pilot.