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Old 05-10-2015, 05:24 PM
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Alan Shore
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Originally Posted by TED74 View Post
My buddy's wife Cherry is a stripper. She just got a new job at a new establishment, and makes a $10/hr base rate. After her introductory week, she'll go to $20/hr the next week. Her friend Jugs got hired at the same time, by the same establishment. Conveniently, this establishment has a bank system.

Flash forward two weeks. Cherry didn't use the bank but Jugs did. Cherry worked 10 hours each week (20 total), made $300, and averaged $15/hour.

Jugs worked 11 hours the first week and banked an hour...so she was paid for 10. The second week, she cashed an hour in, working only 9 but getting paid for 10.

Both girls worked 20 hours, got paid $300 (plus tips), and averaged $15/hr.

Notably, Jugs worked more when she had WORSE seniority, and less after she had moved up the totem pole (among others).
Suppose instead that Jugs had worked 10 hours in both weeks, banked one hour at $10 the first week and withdrew it the second week at $20. At that point, her total earnings would have been $310.

BTW, I'm thinking that Jugs would get better tips than Cherry any day!!
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